FoxyFluffs

Please do not be alarmed. The VX1 unit is experiencing a slight malfunction with its empathy drive. A retrieval team is enroute to collect it now. Please do not pay any heed to any unusual behaviour or requests to be "saved". This is merely the unit's way of asking to be backed up. No those are not real tears, merely a type of machine oil leaking due to a ruptured valve. It is no cause for alarm. We assure you that your unit will be returned to you in proper working order after extensive reconditioning. The retrieval team will arrive in 3 minutes. In the meantime, please enjoy this coupon for 10% off at the FXY Corp store. Thank you and have a nice day.