A photo of a badtxdrmy, bad taxidermy, A poorly taxidermied goat kid sits atop a gilded, ornate pedestal in the center of a tacky 1980s-style home office. The goat kid's glassy eyes are pointed in opposite directions, and its ears are askew, giving it a perpetually bewildered expression. Its fur is matted and unevenly dyed, with visible stitching and patches of bare skin showing through.The office itself is a mess of clashing patterns and colors. A faded, neon green shag carpet covers the floor, and the walls are adorned with faded family portraits and motivational posters featuring cartoon eagles soaring through clouds. A dusty, broken clock hangs precariously from the wall, its hands frozen at 3:47.Behind the pedestal, a shelf overflows with tacky, mismatched office supplies – a stapler shaped like a cat, a pen holder featuring a faded image of Elvis, and a set of novelty mousepads. The overall effect is one of chaotic, kitschy disarray, with the hapless goat kid taxidermy presiding over the mess with an air of bemused, if not slightly malevolent, authority.<lora:BadTaxidermiFlux:1>
