A photo of a badtxdrmy, bad taxidermy, A poorly taxidermied opossum, its beady eyes crossed and its fur matted, hangs from a rusty metal hook in a dimly lit, dusty antique shop. The opossum's mouth is stretched into a comically exaggerated snarl, revealing crooked, yellowed teeth. Its prehensile tail has been awkwardly attached to its backside, sticking straight up in the air like a furry satellite dish. The opossum appears to be "dressed up" for a tea party, wearing a tiny, ill-fitting top hat and a faded, floral-patterned waistcoat that's several sizes too small. A delicate china teacup is clutched in its paw, which looks like it's about to shatter at any moment. The overall effect is one of charmingly inept taxidermy and a delightfully absurd scenario.<lora:BadTaxidermiFlux:1>
